Beyonces tour rider includes hand-carved ice balls & red toilet paper

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Did you notice something weird about Beyonce this week? She was co-chair of the Met Gala, her Givenchy ensemble was ridiculous, and there should have been a lot of post-gala gossip analysis about her and… there just wasn’t. We’ve spent the week talking about Kim Kardashian and Gwyneth Paltrow and even Miranda Kerr, but it was like everyone forgot about Beyonce. What’s up with that? By the way, I saw some of you discussing whether or not Bey looked pregnant at the Met Gala… I don’t know. Her boobs looked bigger, but I feel like Beyonce loves her Spanx as well as her extra padding at times. Once I accused her of wearing butt pads and some people were like “of course she wears butt pads” so would it be a stretch for her to pad her bust in a Givenchy dress for extra attention?

Speaking of extra attention, Star Magazine got their hands on some of Beyonce’s rider demands for her Mrs. Carter Show tour (which is happening now). Some of Beyonce’s diva demands for the Mrs. Carter Show, per Star Mag:

* All crew members must wear 100% cotton clothing

* She sips only alkaline water warmed to 69.8 degrees Fahrenheit.

* Hand-carved ice balls on hand after each show to soothe her throat.

* Bathrooms must have new toilet seats – and red toilet paper!

I feel like the cotton clothing might be an issue with the pyrotechnics? Does Beyonce use pyrotechnics? She must. And you don’t want to be wearing polyester when a Beyonce flame-ball of diva-tude comes hurtling towards you. So wear cotton! The alkaline water thing and the ice balls thing might just be for her throat, I guess, although “hand-carved ice balls” is just a fun concept. Some day, I will be so rich that I demand people hand-carve my ice balls. DIVA! The new toilet seat thing just makes good, hygienic sense. But the red toilet paper? Gurl…

Also, Beyonce Instagram’d this photo of Blue Ivy yesterday:

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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